WEAR THE HERESY
OR D!E!
Take Your Happy Meat Tee
This tee features one of GrAImdark’s most cursed relics: a fast-food war marine forged in red, gold and bad decisions.
A parody piece built for people who like satire, armor, and absolute nonsense.
Loud front print. Black shirt. No subtlety.
- Original GrAImdark design
- Printed front artwork
- Made to order
- For heretics only
Warning: may attract heretics, weird looks, and compliments.
Take Your Happy Meat Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
NO WICKNESS - THE TEE
Baba Yaga never dies!
The No Wickness Tee features an original grimdark illustration of a relentless suited warrior, armed, armored and ready to finish the job.
Printed on black with a sharp red, white and metallic design, it is made for action movie fans, professional heretics and anyone who likes their wardrobe with a body count.
No mercy. No witnesses. No Wickness.
NO WICKNESS - THE TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
Die In Comfort Tee
No pain. No glory. Just ventilation.
A war marine built for the longest crusades and the shortest possible recovery time. Reinforced armor, sacred ventilation holes and absolutely no intention of dying uncomfortable.
Because if the galaxy is ending anyway, you might as well go out in comfort.
- Original GrAImdark artwork
- Large front print
- Made to order
- Tactical ventilation spiritually enhanced
Die In Comfort Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
Nightmare Rivals Hoodie
No dreams. No escape. Pick your nightmare.
Two killers. Two legends. One battlefield that should never have existed.
A brutal crossover forged somewhere between nightmare logic and eternal war — claws, blades, scars and enough bad decisions to make even the Emperor look concerned.
Because some rivalries don’t end. They just get heavier armor.
- Original GrAImdark artwork
- Large front print
- Made to order
- Sleep not recommended
Nightmare Rivals Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
HELLO HERESY CAP
Cute. Wrong. Heretical.
A ruined cap for lost souls, cute traitors, and anyone who knows that purity is overrated.
Features the Hello Heresy front embroidery with grim-kawaii skull cats and a worn distressed finish.
Made for everyday heresy.
HELLO HERESY CAP Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
19
|
5
|
2.6
|
7.75
|
Signed to Death Tee
No hesitation. No mercy. Signed to death.
A war marine forged in ink, discipline and terminal paperwork. Armed with an oversized holy pen and enough bureaucratic authority to turn any sentence into a final one.
Because in the far future, every contract has consequences. Some are just more fatal than others.
- Original GrAImdark artwork
- Large front print
- Made to order
- Officially approved by the Department of Fatal Signatures
Signed to Death Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
Autogrill Chapter Hoodie
Every pilgrimage needs a sacred stop.
This hoodie bears the official crest of the Autogrill Chapter: a techno-gothic roadside relic forged somewhere between coffee fumes, divine exhaustion and the last panino before the end.
Front emblem on black for a cleaner, more wearable look — still heretical, just slightly more disciplined.
Built for travelers, night creatures, service-station disciples and anyone who knows that some temples serve espresso.
- Original GrAImdark artwork
- Front chest emblem print
- Made to order
- Approved for roadside worship
Autogrill Chapter Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|